I was like a fish out of water and desperately lonely.
Instead, fish out that old Rugby shirt in the back of your closet, pair it with jeans, and you're good to go.
Enjoy having a nice "friend-boy" and remember, there are plenty of fish out there.
These are people who regulate the elements…hang meat in the air to dry…stuff a cleaned animal into its own stomach and cook it over a pit fire…put food on ice to keep cool…pull fish out of the water, vegetables out of the ground.