Every action hero needs a love interest, and Marion Ravenwood is Indiana Jones' great love.
He's not going to be the next action hero so he doesn't really need a six pack and bulging biceps.
Even super size friendly action hero Rocketpack Jack is getting a new save-the-day friend, Lightning Bolt Bud.
No, not his 1997 stint as action hero Batman for which, along with his role as carpenter and handyman George Burnett on the 80's series The Facts of Life, he has long since been forgiven (hey, everyone has to start somewhere).
Yes, forgotten action hero Steven Seagal has gotten the green light on his own reality show.
